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ALIENS INVADE ALASKA!!! New Old News Feed (December 21, 2009)

Posted in News, tagged , on December 21, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

4-year-old boy gets wasted, steals Christmas gifts, throws on a dress, and stumbles around the town drunk as a peasant. And all before the 25th! WTF?! Hayden runs away “trying to find his father,” Wright said. “He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that’s where his daddy is.” Plus: [...]

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NEW OLD HOLIDAY NEWS FEED (Dec 8, 2009)

Posted in News, tagged , , , , , , , on December 8, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Links provided by the lovely Ernski. Elf tells mall Santa that he’s carrying dynamite. “Santa notified mall security and Morrow police quickly arrested the 5 feet tall, 108 pound Caldwell.” Tall elf. Shorter man. Plus: Jews Gone Wild, Christmas Trees for a cool mil., annoying people saying annoying things, fruit cake, and more!!! All after [...]

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WHEN KRAMPUS RULED CHRISTMAS

Posted in Holidays, tagged , , , , , on December 4, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Our friends in the Moorish Orthodox Church hipped us to a resurgence in Krampus appreciation over in Europe. Krampus, by the way, is Santa’s naughty counterpart, and according to one MOCer has a “predilection for sex with women and especially enjoys whipping their buttocks with a birch switch.” Dee-lish! A new article in Reason by [...]

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